VIDEO: Florida Democrat Wasserman-Schultz defends Muslim raping mannequin –...
The below video shows a Muslim man sexually assaulting a mannequin (hat tip to PamelaGeller.com for this breaking news story). Local sources report the sexual assault occurred after the Muslim rapist...
View ArticleCNN’s Fareed Zakaria can dish it out but can’t take it
CNN host Fareed Zakaria is now calling to censor social media because he was offended by The People’s Cube satire about his writings. Without mentioning that our satire was a hyperbolic buildup on his...
View ArticleThe Rampant Racists of Tinsel Town by Ivan Betinov
It’s official, movie fans: all of the cinema celebrities, heretofore the paragons of Progressive thought, are actually a sinister conspiracy of racists. For the SECOND year in a row, not a single...
View ArticleBetter Barbies for the People’s Female-gendered Children
Glorious news from the battle on the prepubescent front! The People’s female-gendered (or self-identified as such) Children™ no longer have to suffer from unattainable beauty standards induced by...
View ArticleUC Berkeley: White Students to Purchase ‘Free Speech insurance’
The University of California has adopted a new policy requiring all students who identify with being Caucasian to purchase mandatory “Free Speech Insurance” as part of enrollment fees, $1,000...
View ArticleBernie Sanders suspends campaign, endorses Clinton
Durham, NH – Senator and Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders abruptly suspended his campaign following tonight’s debate, and Hillary Clinton has graciously accepted his endorsement. As is...
View ArticleSolution for Venezuela’s power shortage: Obama Hamsters
Dear Communists operating in Venezuela, I am saddened to hear that you are running short of electricity because of El Niño. I understand your water is evaporating quickly and your hydro electric power...
View ArticleValentine Guide to Dating Dictators
Dating a dictator can be a scary and dangerous endeavor. But it also offers an opportunity to meet the authoritarian oppressor of your dreams, provided that the proper precautions are taken. Whether...
View ArticleAchtung! Bernie Sanders goes ‘Nazi Chic’ with Shepard Fairey
Some decades ago a wise man said, “The fascists of tomorrow will be called anti-fascists.” It seems that tomorrow is already here and we may as well say, “The fascists of today call themselves...
View ArticleNew Black Panthers purge transracial members, cause outcry
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – The New Black Panther Party, an admittedly black supremacist group, has announced from their headquarters in Atlanta last week that their organization has purged 137 of its members...
View ArticleBill Clinton launches ‘Johns for Hillary’ campaign
After Hillary Clinton’s win in Nevada, due in part to the Hookers for Hillary (HfH) initiative, Bill has decided to launch the Johns for Hillary (JfH) campaign. In a press release former President...
View ArticleHillary mimics cult leader Jim Jones to get minority vote
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Jason McKay has made a living for himself by assisting criminologists and psychologists in creating psychological cases of some of the world’s most dangerous and high profile...
View ArticleCan Socialist Monopoly compete with Capitalist Monopoly?
We all know how the game of Capitalist Monopoly works: one player wins and the rest lose, at least until the next round. But what if you are a permanent loser? That is unfair. The most obvious solution...
View ArticleVoting Trump the end of intercourse? Hookers for Hillary and erectile...
The pharmaceutical industry is in a panic because of the Vote Trump, Get Dumped movement. According to PR Newswire: In the wake of National Women’s Day, a grassroots movement of women (and supporting...
View ArticlePETA, Putin and the Islamic State object to Trump ad showing Hillary barking
The organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has objected to the Trump Campaign’s latest add featuring Hillary Clinton barking like a dog. Featured in the ad are Russian...
View ArticleChina ramps up secret program to send Trump into space
As NASA is selling its soul to capitalism, China is finishing up its secretive military facility in Argentina, which will help them in their space endeavors. China is ruled by one of the greatest...
View ArticleStudents demand ‘chalk free zones’ after Trump 2016 graffiti found at Emory U.
Trump “chalking attacks” are appearing on college campuses across America. It began on the campus of Emory University where “Trump 2016”, “Vote Trump 2016” and “Trump” graffiti was found on buildings,...
View ArticleVIDEO: Donald Trump changes accent, becomes acceptable to elites
How can Trump win the progressive elites over to his side? By switching to a Royal British accent. This way, exactly the same words and phrases will begin to sound much more profound, distinguished,...
View ArticleIslamic State investing in ‘Sharia Friendly’ Social Network MuslimFace —...
Federico Guerrini in his Forbes column “‘Sharia Friendly’ Social Networks For Muslims Are On The Rise” writes: A month ago, while attending the Startup Turkey conference in Antalya, I had the chance to...
View ArticleAfter a #Trump2016 chalk attack on the White House Obama signs Executive...
Today the Secret Service reported a “#Trump2016 – Make America Great Again” chalk attack occurred at the White House. President Obama, his family and the White House staff were evacuated to a secret...
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