Chuck and Nancy’s Democratic Response to Trump in Pictures
Last night Sen. Chuck Schumer and Rep. Nancy Pelosi delivered a rebuttal to Trump’s address to the nation by reading teleprompter messages that had been prepared in advance and consisted of blanket...
View ArticleThe New Democrat Socialist Debt Card Set To Be Issued
Democrat Socialists have partnered with a major bank to issue a new line of “debt cards” (no pun intended). According to anonymous CNN sources there are two draft designs being considered, the Democrat...
View ArticleHow The People’s Cube Owns Wokeness Like a True Boss
Diverse members of the Cube kollektive! Everybody knows that it is now the ”in” thing to be woke. Being woke is being korrekt, and being korrekt is being woke. Wokeness has certain markers, and I have...
View ArticleAnd the smirk, don’t forget the smirk
See more at Confederacy of Drones. In a bold move, Robert Mueller expanded his investigative and law enforcement powers to include the authority to read facial expressions and assess fashion...
View ArticleGlorious posters to support Venezuela’s Democratic Socialism
American workers and peasants! A danger is creeping over the beloved socialist government in Venezuela. A Yankee imperialist coup is about to overthrow their heroic leader, who has a unanimous support...
View ArticleNew York Gov. Cuomo ends death penalty except for babies
Albany, NY — New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo continues to make major changes in the name of progress and tolerance. These will appeal to liberal-progressives, and benefit ex cons and mass...
View ArticleCis-Lesbian Fired for Misgendering a Trans-Male Rapist
The LGBTQ Commission for the mayor of Baltimore has just fired its only lesbian member, Julia Beck, for using male pronouns while referring to a convicted male rapist who wanted to be addressed as a...
View ArticleVIDEO MEME: God Bless the USA SOTU Goes Viral
Carpe Donktum posted the below video composite of Democrats at the State of the Union address to Congress. It is a must watch. EDITORS NOTE: If you like Carpe Donktum Memes, consider supporting their...
View ArticleMABA! A new movement
A new movement has been launched to make Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a barmaid again. Due to her being sent to Washington, she no longer has unfettered access to the tip jar at the Flats Fix taqueria. If...
View ArticleHow to play Pull-a-Smollett: The Game of Social Engineering
At the risk of losing the punch line in the translation, let me start with a Russian joke: “We’re sorry, but you’re no longer welcome in our house.”“Why is that?”“The last time you visited, one of our...
View ArticleI believe Jussie Smollett and here’s why
I love Jussie. I believe Jussie! The police are lying about him. You know how much police hate black people. By arresting Jussie, the police are only emboldening Trump supporters, making it easier for...
View ArticleElizebeth Warren takes her dog Wahanassatta campaigning
Democratic Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, who is a self-identified hominoid, has a new anthropomorphized advocate on the campaign trail – and Donald Trump Jr. says it’s proof that she is...
View ArticleMUST WATCH VIDEO: Canary Mission Parody on IfNotNow Movement
The hilarious video that IfNotNow doesn’t want you to see… or share! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/canarymission
View ArticleMueller Bombshell: Trump Turned Me Into A Newt
According to a story by our reliable subsidiary, the Babylon Bee, former FBI director Robert Mueller ordered that Trump be weighed against a duck to determine whether the sitting president is a witch....
View ArticleTrump Shakes Up Cabinet Again, Turns Left
MAR-A-LAGO CLUB, FL (UP) 1 Apr – In a stunning reversal of his first two years of his administration, President Trump today announced he has had a change of heart and now embraces the socialist...
View ArticleNew York Times Falsely Claims No One Believes Muslim Brotherhood is a Terror...
David Kirkpatrick at the New York Times is without a doubt the most deeply dishonest journalist working the Islamic beat today. Kirkpatrick ‘s favorite thing in life seems to be the Muslim Brotherhood....
View ArticleChernobyl HBO Series: The Radiology of the Ideology
Comrades! After having watched with growing indignation all five episodes of the new HBO miniseries, Chernobyl, we feel it is our duty to denounce this show for its counter-revolutionary agitation and...
View ArticleThe Alternative Secret History of the World
Excuse me while I question your patriotism, progressive comrades. The Fourth of July is coming and you will not be celebrating it — not with the same thoughts and emotions as the rest of your...
View ArticleDemocratic Party’s Game Plan for USA — Use the 12 Step Venezuela Model
Chronology of Venezuela’s Transition from Prosperity to Socialism. The Venezuela Model: 1992: Venezuela became 3rd richest country in Western Hemisphere. 1997: Venezuelans became 2nd largest purchaser...
View ArticleVIDEO: Someone Told Me, “Go Back to Where You Came From!”
It’s easy to laugh at people such as Democrat Georgia state representative Erica Thomas and her anguish at being told, as she relates it, that she should “go back” to where she came from. That is,...
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