CNN — We don’t report the news, we fabricate it
Our reliable sources place 17-year old Donald J. Trump on the grassy knoll in Dallas on November 22nd, 1963 the day JFK was killed. Trump was seen speaking with a group of Russian cosmonauts and two...
View ArticlePoor Me Magazine #4: Trump-Comey edition
Poor Me is a magazine dedicated to people who see themselves as victims. Read the new Trump-Comey edition – their thickest issue to date. Challenges of being a drama queen in the age of Trump. Experts:...
View ArticleMUSIC VIDEO: Hillary Clinton & James Comey sing ‘What Difference Does It Make?’
Hillary Clinton’s use of a personal email server while serving as Secretary of State is not only an enduring political scandal, it’s also a new hit song. Performed by Hillary Clinton and FBI Director...
View ArticleScience comes to march in lockstep for Earth Progress!
As the world community senses the looming destruction of our planet by Trump’s imperial knowledge-rejecting regime, scientists all over the globe stand up and say No pasaran! On April 22, and the...
View ArticleThe Alternative Secret History of the World
Excuse me while I question your patriotism, progressive comrades. The Fourth of July is coming and you will not be celebrating it — not with the same thoughts and emotions as the rest of your...
View ArticleTrump, Russiagate, and the Media: The Colluder Vanishes
Now that the Trump/Russia collusion narrative is starting to lose traction, media outlets are desperately working to drop the story and cover their tracks. However, research conducted by the...
View ArticleVIDEO: Being A Millennial
In this episode of Ultra Spiritual Life JP shares with us what it’s like to be a Millennial. Depending on your perspective and sense of humor he’s either created a wonderfully sarcastic parody of...
View ArticleBREAKING: President Trump to Announce Sale of California…
According to an anonymous leak to CNN, President Trump will disclose on September 9th, the 167th anniversary of California becoming the 31st state of the union, that he has reached an agreement with...
View ArticleDemocrats predict Trump will destroy the Sun on August 21, 2017
Democrat lawmakers and climate change scientists warn that Trump’s disastrous environmental policies will culminate in the destruction of the Sun on August 21, 2017. Since taking office, Donald Trump...
View ArticleTrump threatens millions of senators with imminent death
In the latest effort at genocide by President Trump, the worst Republican since Hitler, U.S. Senators may face loss of their subsidized health coverage. Mr. Trump ominously tweeted in a manner...
View ArticleForget microaggressions, introducing NANOaggressions
Comrades, we all know about microaggressions. These nefarious, seemingly innocent behaviors and words are all part of a grand right-wing effort to destroy the progressive utopia. In fact, we even know...
View ArticleHollywood remakes ‘How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb’ staring...
Hollywood, struggling to make any movie that is profitable, has decided to go back to the future, no pun intended. An unnamed source leaked to CNN the script of a new version of the 1964 Stanley...
View ArticleTexas Professor Trades Geography for Drama to Protest Campus Carry in the...
According to a recent poll by the Pew Research Center, more than 1 in 3 Americans believe that colleges and universities exert a negative effect on the country. When respondents are grouped by...
View ArticleMillions on disability after not being given solar eclipse glasses
As the total solar eclipse of August 21, 2017 comes to an end, we have seen an unprecedented surge in claims for government support based on the premise that people are now blind. We all know that this...
View ArticleNew Progressive College Program on Intersectional Whiteness
Here is a fresh, new approach to Social Justice™ just in time for Fall Semester Intersectional Whiteness and Being a Good Ally Examinations of how to properly implement the White Man’s Burden in the...
View ArticleAntifa’s true icon: Che-Dolf
Some decades ago a wise man said, “The fascists of tomorrow will be called anti-fascists.” It seems that tomorrow is already here and we may as well say, “The fascists of today call themselves...
View ArticleMelania Trump denounced by Vogue fashion editor
On Tuesday far left hacks the righteous attacked First Lady Melania Trump for wearing heels to board Marine One in the South Lawn on the way to inspect the damage the in Texas. Leading the charge was...
View ArticleMelania’s shoes now on our ‘Molon Labe’ T-shirts — Buy them online now!
This image first appeared on another thread, Melania Trump denounced by Vogue fashion editor. Due to an overwhelming positive response on social media, we have set up T-shirts with this design for...
View ArticleTrump retweets People’s Cube meme, media has seizures
Starting this Sunday morning the world’s most serious and respectable newspapers and magazines (see the impressive list below) have been having conniptions and reaching for smelling salts. Why? Because...
View ArticleI denounce COEXIST bumper stickers
That is right, comrades! This classic symbol of liberal tolerance and celebration of diversity must go! It is no longer enough to be tolerant and all-inclusive. By celebrating all cultures and all...
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