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Scientists Unveil Periodic Table Of Genders
U.S. — The nation’s leading scientists unveiled a new periodic table of genders to help everyone keep track of the evolving gender spectrum. Experts are recommending the table be rolled out to schools...
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10 Great Ways To Reverse The Recession
The GDP (Gross Domestic Product) numbers were released today and it turns out we’re in a recession. EVERYBODY PANIC! We’ve got to fix this immediately! Fortunately, we’ve consulted with the highly...
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Biden: ‘I Don’t Know If We’re In A Recession, I’m Not A Biologist’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s GDP has fallen over the last two quarters, stoking fears of a possible recession due to the fact that America is now in a recession. When asked whether the U.S. is now in...
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Climate Change Is Real. Here Are 10 Undeniable Proofs
As we swelter in the dog days of summer, even crotchety ol’ Grandpa Silas is starting to wonder if there might be something to this “climate change” thing after all. Well, we here at The Babylon Bee...
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IRRATIONAL: California joins New York Declares Monkeypox State of Emergency,...
Following in lockstep with the the other Failed Democrat state New York. The only thing deadly here is another stolen election. Here we go. Democrat pre-election fear mongering and chaos in order to...
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Brittney Griner Rewarded With 9 Years Of Not Hearing The U.S. National Anthem
MOSCOW — WNBA star Brittney Griner has been found guilty of drug trafficking charges in Russia. The judge has sentenced Griner to 9 years in a Russian penal colony where she will never have to hear...
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Hunter Biden Breathes Sigh Of Relief As FBI Raid Team Passes By His House On...
WEST PALM BEACH, FL — High-level Chinese asset and sex trafficker Hunter Biden breathed a sigh of relief this evening as an FBI raid team passed by his West Palm Beach vacation home to raid Donald...
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14 Things The FBI Found In Donald Trump’s Safe
The FBI raided former President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home and found incriminating evidence that he was once President of the United States of America! While they were there they spent over four hours...
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The People’s Cube is 17-years old (and we still don’t know its gender)!
As the People’s Cube turns 17 years old today, let us wish it success in denouncing and canceling enemies of world progress, luck in not being canceled in the process, and heroic compliance with...
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Is the Church in America Dying?
“We are a religious people whose institutions presuppose a Supreme Being.” So declared the U.S. Supreme Court in Zorach v. Clauson (1952). In an earlier decision, Rector of the Holy Trinity v. United...
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#BoycottHersheys: Here Are 3 Chocolate Companies That Actually Celebrate Women
The Hershey Company is facing boycotts and backlash in response to a new ad campaign from Hershey Canada, which uses a male activist who identifies as a transgender woman as a spokesman for...
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Who is Dr. Jill Biden?
Trumpet Brief, published a column titled Who is Running the Show? on September 6, 2023. My preceding column What the Republicans don’t know they need for the 2024 Election, with the same idea of...
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BOOK ENDORSEMENT: ‘Obama meets Ahmadinejad’ by W. S. Arnott, Ph.D.
Dear Friend, I very rarely recommend books written by other people. Mostly, I don’t want to be so presumptuous that I appear to think for someone else. For me to recommend another person’s book, not...
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ROOKE: Kamala’s Campaign Crossed The Line, And Now She’s Paying The Price
Some issues are more important than politics: family, faith and honor. This is a lesson that Vice President Kamala Harris and her campaign staff have apparently never learned. The Harris campaign used...
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Ballot Drop Boxes Installed Along Border Wall
BROWNSVILLE, TX — Texas residents woke up Thursday morning to find general election ballot boxes had been placed along the southern border wall that divides parts of the U.S. from Mexico. “I’m not...
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