Miss America without swimsuits! Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner &...
Gretchen Carlson, chair of the Miss America Organization Board of Trustees, announced there will be no more swimsuit competition. Ms. Carlson said, “We are no longer a pageant; we are a competition....
View ArticleBarack Obama to play Donald Trump in new Netflix series
As we have reported earlier, streaming giant Netflix has entered into a multi-year agreement with Barack and Michelle Obama to produce films and TV shows, including scripted series, unscripted series,...
View ArticleCONTEST: Create Your Very Own Time Magazine Fake News Cover — Best Entry Gets...
We are offering our readers the opportunity to create their personalized Time Magazine fake news cover. This was inspired by Time’s most recent cover showing President Donald J. Trump and a crying...
View ArticleFun facts about Maxine Waters
1. Maxine Waters wears James Brown’s energizer wig, from which she derives all her power. Pulling the wig off instantly puts her to sleep, while her staff places it on a special charger. 2. Her 43rd...
View ArticleVIDEO: Why we need to resist the obsolete Electrical College
Comrades, surely the time has come for us to realize that we live in a modern age far removed from the times of the Founding Fathers. The Electrical College simply must go, and here are three...
View ArticleLEAKED: Democrat Presidential Candidate List for 2020
By Comrades, there is excitement in the air. As we drive out members of the Trump administration and their supporters from restaurants, book stores and shopping malls one can get a whiff of the...
View ArticleVIDEO: Dating Someone Who’s Anti-Gun
Former U.S. Army Ranger and combat veteran Mat Best is known for some of the best political satire on YouTube. With the heated debate on the merits of the Second Amendment perhaps the only real threat...
View ArticleMueller investigating ‘Stupid is as Stupid Does’ Clothing Line Launched...
A new line of clothing called the “Stupid is as Stupid Does” (SIASD) collection is showing up on the web. People are buying them up much to the chagrin of the Democratic National Campaign Committee...
View ArticleLOL VIDEO OF THE DAY: CRTV’s Fake Interview with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
CRTV’s Allie Beth Stuckey posted this fake interview of fellow millennial and socialist “it girl” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and it’s legit one of the funnier things you’ll see. FEEDBACK ON THIS FAKE...
View ArticleBrown creates California Office for Concealed Straw Carry … Memes retaliate
James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) tweeted: Gov. Brown will be setting up a California Office for Concealed Straw Carry. I urge California straw afficianadoes to be prudent in the use of this sacred right....
View ArticleNew Russian campaign to trick Democrats in 2018 elections
The National Intelligence Agency has found evidence that the Russians have begun a massive campaign of subversive billboard advertising to undermine the Democratic Party in the 2018 elections....
View ArticleWWII video-game to replace toxic male characters with females
STOCKHOLM – Responding to overwhelming backlash from video gamers, who complained about the encroaching forced diversity and political correctness in the WWII shooter Battlefield franchise, the game...
View ArticleNot to be outdone by CBS’s new show “God Friended Me” ABC launches “Satan...
CBS is launching a new comedy show titled God Friended Me. The show features a millennial who gets a friend request from God. God Friended Me is described as: “An outspoken atheist’s life takes a...
View ArticleLGBTQ Safe Sex Guide provides ‘alternative words for readers to use for their...
The LGBTQIA safe sex guide states, “[W]e’ve chosen to include alternative [gender inclusive] words for readers to use for their genitals.” This has feminists, members of the Women’s March and Pussyhat...
View ArticleProgressive disharmony: Meghan McCain vs. Andrew Cuomo
Washington, D.C. (9-1-2018) While speaking at her father’s funeral, Meghan McCain took a moment of personal privilege to launch an unprecedented verbal assault on New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. “The...
View ArticlePROGULOGIES – The Hot New Party Game!
PROGULOGIES™ (prog-yoo-lo-jeez) is the great new interactive Party game any Progressive can play and enjoy! PROGULOGIES™ is a game for three or more people. You can play it anywhere with your fellow...
View ArticleThe Top Nike Memes — #JustDon’tDoIt
After Nike Corporation decided to side with those who don’t side with Nike customers who voted for President Donald J. Trump a number of memes have mysteriously appeared on social media sites. We have...
View ArticleNike signs ‘Hanoi’ Jane Fonda for new marketing campaign
We have recently heard through secret subversive channels on the interwebs that Nike has just signed Jane Fonda to its new marketing campaign set to launch next week. The company has also announced...
View ArticleMigrant loses penis after kicking dog in Spain — CNN’s Jake Tapper, Porn Star...
Fellow Democratic Socialists, Marxists, Bernie Sander acolytes and fellow travelers, we noted that Voice of Europe (VOE) recently reported that a migrant had his penis bitten off by a dog. The VOE...
View ArticleThe #MeToo Game!
You’ve been sexually harassed or assaulted. You are humiliated and upset. It’s time to roll the dice! The goal of the game is to get justice. The path to justice can be treacherous, though. You’ll need...
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