Experts: Government Shutdown May Have Caused Human Combustion
In one of the most controversial and destructive acts of his presidency, Donald Trump, the worst Republican president since Hitler, shut down the government! This is bad news for all Americans...
View ArticleMichelle and Barack Obama: Their Unofficial Portraits
The presidential portrait: Weird, but fitting for a narcissist-in-chief Demonstrating once again a serious deficit of seriousness, almost alone in taking himself seriously, as most people won’t any...
View ArticleAnnouncing the ‘Trump Box’ Meal Delivery Service
Trump wants to slash food stamps and replace them with a ‘Blue Apron-type program’ Obama had his ObamaPhone; now Trump has his Trump Box. We are surprised to announce that government services are...
View Article13 Russians and 63 million Trump Voters Indicted
Mueller charges 13 Russian nationals, formerly known as Trump fans, and 63 million Americans, for meddling in US elections by voting for the wrong candidate. The Justice Department announced the...
View ArticleHollywood Actor’s Gun Pledge
The irony of “Hollywood” deserves its own Oscar. Here we have a contingent of people who, because they sell tickets, truly believe they have something important to say to us “common-folk.” So, let’s...
View ArticleSenators Schumer and McCain call for the banning of knives, clubs, feet and...
Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Senator John McCain (R-AZ) after reviewing the most recent FBI data showing that knives, clubs, fists and feet account for 75.8% of the weapons used during “aggravated...
View ArticlePlutocrats of the world, unite!
Google! Facebook! Twitter! The biggest names in big business corporate hegemonic rule. My fellow plutocrats, we have arrived. It’s a beautiful thing. We oozed out of the slime and muck and furtively...
View ArticleUnregulated self-walking human hits smart self-driving Uber
Unregulated self-walking human strikes a fully compliant and vastly more intelligent self-driving Uber vehicle SKYNET NEWS, AZ — A self-walking pedestrian operated by untested and reportedly...
View ArticleMandatory Social Issues Literacy Quiz for Millennials
Are you an outraged millennial? Are you outraged about the right things? Are you expressing your unique and personal convictions according to acceptable protocol? This quiz will help you discover if...
View ArticleNoor Salman does Disney
For those who were born or arrived in this country after the 1980s: The Walt Disney Company used to have “I’m going to Disney World!” advertising slogans in a series of commercials that began airing in...
View ArticlePETA surpasses NRA in mass shootings, Hogg goes hog wild. PETA and NRA respond.
On April 3rd, 2018 Iranian Muslim, vegan, animal rights activist Nasim Najafi Aghdam entered the headquarters of YouTube and the gun she was carrying mysteriously began shooting. The gun’s motivation...
View ArticleVIDEO: The most compelling argument yet for gun control
Comrades! This brief instructional video will put you on the cutting edge in the gun debate. No more will you need to fear facts and logic because now they’re on your side! Master the basics of this...
View ArticleNetflix Original Series: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the...
Netflix is rumored to be considering doing a series based upon “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.” How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb is a 1964 political satire black...
View ArticleWe won’t reach the Glorious World of Next Tuesday unless…
Every Progressive wants to reach the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™. But not every Progressive is willing to admit that Karl Marx was just a dingbat with a delusional economic conspiracy theory....
View ArticleObama claims credit for North and South Korea summit
Former President Barack Obama has later stated that most of the work in ending hostilities between North and South Korea was the years of diplomatic relations he conducted with North Korea prior to...
View ArticleNETFLIX Announces ‘Master and Slave’ an Original ‘Role Playing’ Series — BDSM...
According to anonymous sources two of the top “role players” in politics Stormy Daniels and Eric Schneiderman have been hired to “role play” in the new NETFLIX Original Series “Master and Slave.” It is...
View ArticleHawaiian judge orders released U.S. detainees back to N. Korea
A federal judge in Hawaii has blocked the recent release of three U.S. detainees from North Korea, calling it a political stunt that violated the detainees’ constitutional right to “full and fair...
View ArticleBREAKING: Mueller to indict 62,984,828 Americans for colluding to elect Trump
Unnamed sources have leaked to the New York Times that Special Council Robert Mueller will be issuing 62,984,828 indictments on Monday, May 21st, 2018. According to the unnamed source in the Justice...
View ArticleBarack and Michelle Obama do Netflix
Former President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama will produce films and TV shows for Netflix as part of a multi-year agreement, the streaming giant announced Monday. The deal will potentially include...
View ArticleProg off: New Rocky and Bullwinkle Season 101 approved!
I just watched the first two episodes of Dreamworks’ The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle 2018 on Amazon Prime (Season 101) – mostly to make sure that someone in Hollywood didn’t ruin the old...
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