The Kube launches HoaxGen — An Online Media Hoax Generator
Komrades, Are you a journalist working for the mainstream media? Is your boss asking you to come up with another fake story about Trump? Inventing hoaxes can be hard work, we know! But now your...
View ArticleAftermath Of Riots: Dozens Of Fires Started, Hundreds Of Buildings Burned...
KENOSHA, WI—The aftermath of the riots are grim: dozens of fires were started, hundreds of buildings were burned down, and thousands of Trump voters were created over the past several days alone. From...
View ArticleDemocrats Reveal They Have Planted Dynamite All Around Nation And Will Blow...
U.S.—In an address to the nation written using letters cut out from a magazine and glued to paper, the Democrats are offering their most persuasive case yet for Biden’s election. According to the...
View ArticleGoogle Rep Issues Heartfelt Apology For Anti-Conservative Bias While Wearing...
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Google has released a video in which one of the company’s representatives apologizes for anti-conservative bias, as revealed in a recent video obtained by Breitbart. The...
View ArticleTrump Derangement Syndrome Questionnaire
The following diagnostic test might help all citizens who are suffering from this terrible malady… Maybe you can help some friends or family with this tool. TDS QUESTIONNAIRE V 1.0 Before you take this...
View ArticleTrump Fires Off Giant Pink Glitter Cannon To Reveal Gender Of SCOTUS Nominee
WASHINGTON, D.C.—It was a festive occasion, as gender reveals often are, and a crowd brimming with excitement gathered outside the White House to find out from President Trump what gender the nominee...
View ArticleNew Martin Luther-Shaped Amazon Echo Will Rudely Answer All Your Theology...
U.S.—Specifically targeting the lucrative Christian market for the first time in celebration of the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation, Amazon just released a new version of its Amazon...
View ArticleBLM Rioters Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
OSLO—The Norwegian Nobel Committee has announced the recipients of this year’s Nobel Peace Prize: Black Lives Matter peaceful protesters who burned down communities and violently beat all who stood in...
View ArticleConstitution To Be Replaced By List Of Ginsburg’s Last Wishes
WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a somber ceremony this morning, leading government officials announced that the US Constitution, the oldest surviving national constitution and the founding document of the world’s...
View ArticleState With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Cars That Run On Electricity
SACRAMENTO, CA—Gavin Newsom, governor of the state with the highest people-to-electricity ratio in the nation, banned gasoline cars yesterday via executive order. The order takes effect in 2035,...
View ArticleTo Combat Falling Poll Numbers, Biden Moved Down To Sub-Basement
WILMINGTON, DE—Presidential candidate Joe Biden has been leading President Trump in most polls, but now the race has started to tighten in a few key states, such as Florida. This has caused the Biden...
View ArticleChevrolet Releases California-Compliant Horse And Buggy
DETROIT, MI—General Motors is making waves after a surprise unveiling of a line of exciting new California-compliant vehicles. After a week of building anticipation, officials at the company revealed...
View ArticleJust-Laid-Off Minneapolis Police Officer Looks On Helplessly As Rioters Burn...
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Lieutenant Chris Gastelum was laid off yesterday by the Minneapolis Police Department after the city council voted to defund the police. As he was walking home, he saw, by chance, some...
View ArticleStudy Finds Most Americans Trust Dr Pepper Over Dr. Fauci
U.S.—A new study has found that far more Americans would trust Dr Pepper than would trust Dr. Fauci. While Dr. Fauci has made some questionable claims over the past few months, Dr Pepper hasn’t made...
View ArticleChris Wallace’s Impartiality Questioned Due To His Giant Foam Finger Reading...
CLEVELAND, OH—Some are questioning Chris Wallace’s neutrality in the debate tonight. Many say he constantly interrupted Trump and refused to challenge Biden. But others are pointing to more obvious...
View ArticleBiden Claims Communist China Is ‘Just An Idea’
U.S.—Joe Biden claimed in a speech today that Communist China is “just an idea” and “not a real organization.” He pointed out to his seven followers gathered and socially distanced that there’s no real...
View ArticleCoronavirus Panics After Testing Positive For Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Coronavirus has begun panicking after testing positive for Trump. The test came back late Thursday evening, and doctors confirmed the worst: the coronavirus has contracted Trump-45....
View ArticleTrump Adds ‘Black Lives Matter’ Sticker To SUV So Media Can’t Claim He’s...
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In what’s being hailed as a 14-dimensional Go move, President Trump added a Black Lives Matter decal to his SUV so he can take as many trips outside the hospital as he wants, and the...
View ArticlePope Francis Declares That The Catholic Church Will No Longer Accept...
VATICAN CITY—The Pope has declared that the Catholic Church will no longer accept any donations its members give out of their wealth earned by capitalism. The declaration takes effect immediately....
View ArticleBiden: ‘I Won’t Reveal Whether I Plan On Abolishing The Constitution And...
LAS VEGAS, NV—Joe Biden was asked yet again today if he plans to abolish the Constitution, overthrow Congress, dismiss the Supreme Court, and set up a Communist regime to take their place. Once again,...
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