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Scholars Now Believe Mary And Joseph Were Denied Room In The Inn Due To Being...

BETHLEHEM—Biblical scholars have uncovered a dusty old scroll that turned out to be a record of Jesus’s birth. According to the ancient writing, Mary and Joseph were actually denied room in the inn...

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The Chosen One: 10 Little-Known Facts About Modern-Day Legend Kyle Rittenhouse

Since time immemorial, legend has whispered of a hero prepared by the ancients to defend liberty and shoot commie pedophiles in the name of butt-kicking freedom. Our generation has been blessed to...

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The Ghostbusters are back — and this time, they’re busting ghosts that ruin...

Check out our hot new animated video, where the Ghostbusters go around town zappin’ ghosts that don’t agree with the progressive narrative. Get more hard-hitting documentaries, animations, explainers,...

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VIDEO: Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To...

He’s a husband. He’s a father. And he’s a feminist. Meet Jerm Hoth, the feminist husband who strikes a blow against toxic masculinity by allowing his wife to change a tire, plunge a toilet, and kill a...

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Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While...

KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse asked if the defendant would please step outside and defend the courthouse. “We, the jury will...

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Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN

ATLANTA, GA—With Rittenhouse found “not guilty”, media outlets across the country are preparing for costly defamation lawsuits after a year of calling him a white supremacist. With CNN already...

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Clever Business Owners Ward Off Looters With Kyle Rittenhouse Scarecrows

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Small business owners have devised a clever solution to the mostly-peaceful looting problem that has plagued retail stores in the nation’s democrat-run cities. Standing near a Kyle...

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CNN Reports On ‘Deadly Boat Accident’ At Pearl Harbor

HONOLULU, HI—CNN and other mainstream news outlets are reporting on a “tragic, completely accidental” boating accident at Pearl Harbor. As details still come in, CNN is urging people to not rush to...

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Top 8 Reasons You Absolutely DON’T Need A Gun

Are you thinking about buying a gun? Ew. What’s wrong with you? Gross! Just… ew. Guns are very problematic, and so are the people who use them. You don’t need one. Here’s why. #1) You can always count...

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Jack Dorsey Resigns In Embarrassment After Realizing He Helped Elect Joe Biden

SAN FRANSISCO, CA—Jack Dorsey has stepped down as CEO of Twitter after realizing to his horror that he helped elect Joe Biden as President. “Dear God…what have I done?” said Dorsey as he realized his...

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10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Conservative Child

With Christmas just around the corner, you’re probably looking for unique gifts that tell your children how much joy they bring to your life as well as the importance of limited government. Worry not,...

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Santa To Replace ‘Naughty Or Nice’ List With ‘Vaxxed Or Unvaxxed’ List

NORTH POLE—In a major break with hundreds of years of Christmas tradition, Santa Claus will not be using his famous “Naughty or Nice” list this year. Instead, Father Christmas will be keeping a list...

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Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha...

WASHINGTON D.C.—During a press conference today, Jen Psaki confirmed that President Biden will soon be visiting Waukesha to comfort the family of the traumatized SUV driver. “President Biden has a big...

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German Health Minister: ‘We Must Take Large Groups Of Unvaccinated And...

BERLIN—German Health Minister Jens Spahn has announced his aggressive plan to fight COVID, which will include gathering all the unvaccinated people and putting them in special secured areas where they...

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DeSantis Introduces Controversial Proposal To Grow Personal Army Of Uruk-Hai

TALLAHASSEE, FL —Florida Governor Ron DeSantis stirred up controversy this week after he proposed allocating state funds to grow his own personal army of Uruk-Hai orc warriors. “Frankly, the federal...

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Biden Administration Celebrates Creating 2 Whole Jobs

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Members of the Biden Administration were in high spirits and celebrating the nation’s burgeoning economy after the November jobs report showed an astounding growth of two whole jobs....

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To Save Time, Ghislaine Maxwell Just Lists The Hollywood Celebs And...

NEW YORK, NY—The trial of Ghislaine Maxwell is underway but began to get bogged as Maxwell listed the names of people who had flown on Lolita Express and visited Epstein Island. Now, in order to save...

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NEW VIDEO: New Greta On The Shelf Doll Will Track Your Climate Sins

U.S.—A fun new “Greta on the Shelf” doll will watch you every day and fly back to the UN each night to report your climate sins to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.  The doll is equipped...

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Top 10 Candidates To Replace Chris Cuomo

So, um, some people did something, and now CNN’s Primetime slot is empty! Oh no! While we are extremely sad to see the brilliant and legendary Chris Cuomo go, there are a ton of great candidates out...

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Cruel: Jussie Smollett Will Be Forced To Share A Jail Cell With His Attacker

CHICAGO, IL—People are protesting in the streets today after human rights groups revealed Jussie Smollett will be forced to share a jail cell with his racist attackers. “This is an outrage!” said...

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